Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Today was very.. annoying.
I officially hate Cik Teoh. I know I am not supposed to mention names, but today she got on my last nerve. I am not going to type out the whole fcuking convo I had with her cause I just might break the freaking computer with the amount of anger and rage that is running through my blood..WOOOOSH!!
[anger,rage] WOOOOOSH!
[anger,rage]Yeah, anyway. I am just gonna bitch about her.
*Start bitching*-You stupid bitch
-I hate you
-No wonder you cant get a bf or a husband
-No wonder you dont have kids
-No wonder everyone hates you
-Why? Cause you're a dumbfcuk
-And I hate you so very much
-Hopefully you choke on the gum you were eating
-Hopefully you die from H1n1
-Hopefully you will die a single women with 69 cats
-Hopefully you become fcuking fat and cant even lift yourself of the couch
-Hopefully your PEE of a car dies out on you.
-Hopefully you get stranded in the middle of the road when your tyre is flat
-Hopefully you get raped to death when you were stranded on the road.
-Hopefully Cassie shoves a comb up your fat ass
-Hopefully you dont read this.
-Well I dont really care, why?
-Cause I fucking hate you BITCH!
*End bitching
Die.Bitch.Die
Monday, June 29, 2009
Just to let everyone know, I had a very unproductive weekend.
But today! Lets start with
Cik ____ [yaya] (hint*hint)
Everyone knows I hate her.
And everyone knows she hates me.
Today she walks into class, waltzing around in her little tutu of a skirt that flies up whenever she stands under the fan. So I am like, atleast she cant say anything to me today cause we didn't have any homework. As I am about to sit down shes like
"Jasmeet,Vasala and Amirul datang ke depan"Me and Vatsala look at eachother and are like "
Why teacher?"She replies.
"You know your kerja khusus, all wrong you know. You never in the class when I teach ar? Come to the front class and do the thing again. Your essay all wrong you know. You can get the fail if you dont do correctsly.. and Jasmeet your BM you got pass ar?""Yeah, got." I say.
She doesnt explain what we did wrong and she just told us to sit in the back and do our essay. And so we did.
I was done in like 30 minnutes and passed the paper to her and then she started her nonsense again.
I was like
"FCUK YOU" deep deep deep deep down..She told us to redo the whole freaking essay we just did and pass it up tomorrow. Then she went on about how the four little girl in the corner cannot sit in the corner because they talking tooo much!
Well you know what.. she shoud just shut the hell up herself cause she cant even speak proper BM and shes fishing
commenting on MY BM!?!?!?!Why doesnt she just find a husband?
Why doesnt she die of selesma babi?
.. i hate today..
Die.teacher.Die [please get quarantined][jabatan kesihatan please call her and tell her to stay home]
[remember everythings easy peesy lemon squeezy]
Friday, June 26, 2009
"Eh Jas, you know when you was small, you watched Totally Spies right?"
Who said when I was small, I still I watch it. erm.. yeah..anyway.what about it?
" [points and laughs] Anyway, you know that really bitchy girl, Mandy?"
Yeah..
Doesnt it look like Farhana?OMFG... OMG..yeah.. [stares at Farhana] Shit, hell YEAH![laughs very muchly until our stomachs hurt]Atiqah
Me
First of all, I would like to take a moment to talk about our beloved Michael Jackson who had passed today on the 25th of June 2009' due to a cardiac arrest and may his soul rest in peace. And I would like to say "I am sorry for your loss" to all his major major fans and friends and family. He will be dearly missed. especially by Puvenes! =[
Rest In Peace Michael. Besides todays tragedy, we had a Maths Seminar today and guess what?
IT SUCKED EGGS!
That stoooooopid guy who is a god damn sexist couldn't stop going on about how the boys were way more "berguna" than the girls were. Me, Abhi and Atiqah speculated that he is most probably being abused by his wife and hates all womenkind for that. WELL DAMN YOU STUPID PENCERAMAH MAN. He just went on and on and on and on about how the boys were soo much better than us cause we were so fcuking lembap and lembik and..
Yeah. I hate sexist its the next worst thing to racism. It technically is like racism so he should get ARRESTED for it! WOOOHOO!! Go IRS! I think.
And I think he hasnt gotten laid in months cause his wife keeps kicking him outta the house and he has to spend every night in a god damn dogs cage even if he cant own a dog [cause he is a Malay] - duh what else?
And then for ever meal she will make him eat from the dumpster and then he chokes on a fish bone that he didn't even eat. He is soooo sick in the head, I tell you, SICK!!
He was teaching us something about Big,Small,Big,Small; then he asked the boys "So pelajar lelaki saya yang sangat baik dan berguna, suka besar atau kecil?"
And we were like what the FCUK!!
You freaking pervert.
While your sweet talking them, might as well rape and sexually harass them before they go for some other fcuking gay penceramah dood. GOSH!
He is the first on my hate-list.
Second is _______
And third is Lydia.. =D
At the end of the day Pn.Jerina said "So, students dapat apa-apa?"
And I said "Ada.. dapat banyak criticism"
And stormed outta the place.
Die.Ceramah.Man.Die
[remember everythings easy peesy lemon squeezy]
Monday, June 22, 2009
"May her heartless soul not rest in peace and burn in the fcuking fires of hell. NRIP"
I hate Kuah. Dont you just bloody hate her? I was this ____ close to getting into the discipline book because I wanted to borrow Jaspreet's hand sanitizer. WHAT IN GODS NAME DOES SHE FREAKING HAVE AGAINST ME?!
This is how it went:
Me : Eh, Jas. Got the hand sanitizer thingy ar?
Jaspreet: Ah, got. Wait ar. [turns around and takes the bottle out of her pencil box]
Here you go. [places the liquid thing on my hand]
Kuah turns around and catches us. =.=
She walks over to our table.
Kuah: Whats you twos doings ar?
Me: She was giving me some hand sanitizer.. [?]
Kuah: Yeahs la. [takes the bottle away]
I knows nows the girls all likes to looks so cantiks one ar.
Everythings musts be so nice. Hands alsos.
Me and Jaspreet: [??]
Kuah: Why you wants to uses this ones? Why your hands dirtys is it?
Me: Yes, teacher. I have got pen marks all over my hand.
Kuah: Whos the ones who draws on your hands?
Me: I did.
Kuah: Neverminds, laters you and Jaspreets can go and draws in the rekod disciplines.
And alsos why you never asks my permissions to go to the toilet and washes you hands?
Me: Because teacher I dont want to miss your class. [and also she wouldnt let us outta class..douche.]
She shuts up for a while.And continues teaching.
Towards the end.
Kuah: So later, you write the letters about whats happends and then you gives it to me, then I and twos of yous signs it. After thats we goes to the Pn.Ong and asks her to signs also.
Me: Ok, teacher.
[But I am not going to do it cause I am not a douche like she is] =]
I just fcuking hate her. If she really did write my name in the discipline book, I swear I will scratch her motherfather car.
Anyway, I am tired.
And I still havent done Andrews tag. Damn it. I shall do it when I have nothing to talk aboout.
KUAHS NOT COMING IN TOMORROW! WOOOHOO!!
DOUCHE.
[remember everythings easy peesys lemon squeezys]
Sunday, June 21, 2009
I am finally updating again. I dont want to go back to my old self, you know the one that says she blogs but doesnt really do it. But anyway, just came back to civilization and DAMN its good to be home. BUT CAMP WAS SO FREAKING FUN!I found a whole new me!I bonded more with other people.. *lydia*-wink-winkAnd damn was she horny. -----------^We did a whooole bunch of things.
FRIDAY
there were more ceramah thinga's than activities.. this dude Major Azmi bin something had been our "guide". He had served in the army for 32 years. WOWBoy, does he love this country, atleast someone does.Anyway he broke us up into groupsMe- CHARLIEShannon-DELTALydia-ALPHANat- ALPHAAtiqah-DELTA
Vatsala-DELTA
Koshla-DELTA
Abhi- BRAVO [i think]
So we were all split up, well some of us were. Thank god Thaca was with me.. OH yeah! Thaca was in CHARLIE also.After giving out the groups, he handed each group a box which contained something sentimental of his, but when we shook it there was nothing in it. =.=We didn't care. He told us to pick our ketua's and we picked Kala.
The Major told us that we were supposed to keep the boxes with us at all times and NOT loose it.. His staff will try and steal it away and that will cause us to loose points. =.=
A few minutes after he had said that, Kala had placed the box next to him on another chair which no one was sitting on. And so the staff dude, stole it because Kala wasnt paying attention [he was focusing on the major].
Kala then realised that it was stolen, and told us. We were so freaking pissed, but we tried to get it back and we did!
THANKS TO THE GODS!And so he talked, and he talked and he talked till the cows came home, and yes he did talk a lot. At night we went for JUNGLE TRACKING!
whoa! that night was the worst. I cried when no one was looking. HEHE. I've got cuts and bruises from that night.
I would like to thank Nurul and Pavallam [the one who distracted me from my fears due to her non-stop talking]
And we reached safely, at about 12.00 i think?
The next day was SOOO FUN!
First, we had to do this thing which is called the Broken Bridge
No one completed it.
Then we went on the canopy walk and the flying fox, my mostest favouritest thing.
After that, this obstacle thing and then lastly this raft thinga.
It was fun.
Points were collected for these activites and so in the end team CHARLIE got second and DELTA got first.
Anyway GO TEAM CHARLIE!!
Gtg, feeling tired. Will update.Hopefully
[remember everythings easy peesy lemon squeezy]
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Exams are over. I am free. We all are free. I am too ovverwhelmed to update. Thats it for now. Going out with Giuli and Shannon tomorroww... FINALLY GIULI!! WE IS GOING OUT..yeah!
[remember everythings easy peesy lemon squeezy]
=DD
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
I just had to post this..
Andrew says:
stop it
Andrew says:
just tell me
Andrew says:
akhil's sex appeal is over the roof rite ?
Юüñk Müñk¥ ΜĬm§ says:
ok fine la..
Юüñk Müñk¥ ΜĬm§ says:
i actually like..
Юüñk Müñk¥ ΜĬm§ says:
YOU!
Andrew says:
omg
Юüñk Müñk¥ ΜĬm§ says:
yes
Andrew says:
is that like somekind of code or initials?
Юüñk Müñk¥ ΜĬm§ says:
I LOVE YOU ANDREW!
Andrew says:
yay
Andrew says:
i tot u dont like people shorter than u o.o
Юüñk Müñk¥ ΜĬm§ says:
for u i shall make an exception
Andrew says:
hmm
Andrew says:
k
Andrew says:
im so flattered
Andrew says:
thank you
and from that moment on..we sms'ed. ofcourse,
AFTER we exchanged numbers. The thought of not having Andrews number before this feels weird.. cause
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!
I LOVE ANDREW..
"Everyone loves somebody sometime; just not you now."
HOLIDAYS! Internet was screwed up. I am just gonna blog about Asthika's party cause it was FCUKING FUN! And
someone came. NGEEEHEEE
[1] Andrew
hugged Pui Yi. [i shall try to post picures]
[2] Divyaa
kissed Akhil
[3] Raymond did
cheerleading.
[4] Euvan
dirty danced with Akhil
[5] Mangkuk and Euvan
sang Lucky
[6] I
bellydanced.
[7] Yageene had to
run -
Baywatch style!
[8] Shamita
slow danced with Low. [I think thats how you spell his name]
We had a cake fight too!!
Damn was it fun.
Feel sorry for the people who couldn't make it or didn't want to make it.
Anyway one more day to go for Raj's test. WOPPEEEE!
Form 3 Maths - it was not bad.. [I banged 2 questions]
Sejarah - it was HARD. questions I didn't even find in the text book came out.. =.=
Geo - It was not bad for someone who didnt even open the text book =D
Science - Chapter 6- completely and utterly hard Chapter 7- could.do.la
Form 2
Maths - it was not bad. [banged one question, and I think I got it right.. =[ ]
Sejarah - sucked.
Geo - not sat for it
Science - not sat for it.
Vatsala claimed that sejarah was easy. But we all know she banged all the questions to make herself look smart and not hairy. =D
So.. yes.
In conclusion, Vatsala is
not smart and hairy [cough*cough]
-whatever makes you sleep at night =D
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And after checking out her blog I realized her new name was Sally ho-ha-hoo and that she believes in faith trust and pixie dust. I am serious. check out her url, under biography
alastav.blogspot.com[its damn cool] NOT !
=DD
If you were smart, you'd figure a way out to put your tagboard here. On second thought, i'll help you. [soungs like Vatsala right?] LMAO
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cbox-
haloscan-
disqus
Vatsala's variety of colours for her fonts make-me-SICK
(all the above are on Vatsala's very cool blog. Please do not hesitate to check it out. Or do ; I dont really give a furry rats ass. Or was it Vatsala's furry ass?)
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So thats it for now.
[remember everythings easy peesy lemon squeezy]
