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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

YIPEEES! My internet is finally working [again]. Its getting pretty annoying. I bet in the next few days it will go back to its old self. My-not-working-shitty-ass-crappy-internet. Anyway, today was a good day. Pavallam said I laugh 23 hours a day and this is what I said

Pavallam: OMG! Stop laughing! I bet you laugh 23 huors a day.
Me: How is that even possible [I say softly]
Pavallam: Wait.. [she looks up at the sky and thinks about it for a bit] Thats not possible.
-Then I just smack myself while Shannons laughing her booty of- [I did not just refer Shannons ass as booty] [shivers]


English was-------


-----------------------------


AWESOME!


I was not referring to my english teacher Mr._____ _____ .. I am not mentioning names because.. I just dont want to. Mr._____ ______ was teaching us about Subject,Verb and Agreement [SVA .. wtf?] Anyway, he was showing us examples of verbs or was it words well whatever. So then he came up with the sentence I am a teacher
So then, so then, so then.. he canceled of the am and underneath it he wrote-- DO!

WAKAKAKAKA!! You could'nt imagine how much me and Shannon were making fun of it. And then Puvenes was like:

Teacher, I do a teacher means something else, right?
[He looks at the board and he is shocked]
OH NO NO NO! Not like that! [then he just rubbed it all of] =.=


-But we still laughed anyway.. thats what my title was about-
There were more things that happend.. its either I forgot them or I am just too lazy to type them.


[remember everything easy peesy, lemon squeezy] =]
Thursday, July 24, 2008

Today was ok lar. Not as fun as the other days, but boy we sure laughed a lot. It started out with Neesha then it went to Giuli then the luaghterness spread to me then Shannon. Our Maths teacher nearly kicked Neesha outta class cause she was to LOUD. Besides that, we told Giuli about our little episode yesterday [the one with Akhils hairy legs] and she wanted to see them. This is what she told Parvin.

Me: Eh, Parvin. Lift up Akhils pants.
Parvin: Why?
Me: Cause Giuli wants to see his hairy legs.
Parvin: Why? Its so disgusting.

HAHA..Lol.. Anyway, we went to library today and one of the form 1 classes were there and the boys sitting behind us were so freaking noisy. Then I kept annoying this one guy, Dhijay, thats his name, I think. After that, this form 1 probate librarian told us to shut up and this is what I told him.

P.L: Can you please keep quiet?
Me: Why? We are just laughing.
P.L: Your disturbing the boys behind you. They cant concentrate.
Me: They are not even reading.
P.L: They are and they need to concentrate.
Me: Concentrate on what?? The Magic Spray?! [ it was a book title Dhijay was reading]

-Btw P.L stands for Probationary Librarian-

After that, we went back and we had 1 free period, so I was just talking to Victoria when Vatsala came telling me that Dalvinder likes me. I was like 'WTF?!'
I didn't really care so I just turned around and started to to Vic about a case that happend this morning. Vatsala kept closing and opening the door to prevent him from looking at me. I think she just wanted to stand near the door and stare at *aherm*aherm. So , that is what happend today. Not so interesting. Sigh.. and the times I post my blogs are STILL fished up/.. Ho-well!

[remember every thing is easy peesy, lemon squeezy]
Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Finally, the first time in .. one week , we had P.O.T.O practice. Well, not everyone came BUT it was a start. The people who were needed there , were there [well some lar. others had no transport. =[ ] Anyways, I think it was one of the best practice out of the other 2 or 3 we had. I think its just two. Besides that it was also really funny. But Akhil kinda screwed up Amiruls mood cause Parvin wanted to be Raoul and he also wantd Giuli to be Christine [ that was the main reason why he wanted to Raoul, cause of Giuli playing Christine. ] But we couldn't just kick Amirul and Huda out. So we were all talking about it and Akhil asked Shannon to ask Amirul if its ok if he took over Parvin's role as Monseiur [I think thats how you spell it] Firmin. Shannon kinda hesitated because she was scared she would hurt his feelings. But Akhil popped the question anyway. Sigh. Instead of Amirul giving them a straight answer [ I think he got kinda upset] , he just packed his stuff and went of. And we were all like 'Aiyo, Akhil! What a stuupid lar!! See what you did..' , and of course Parvin said that.
After that, I Aishah came up with a new name for Akhil, Bulu.
The boys were comparing how much of hair they had or something and that was when Parvin pulled up Akhils pants and we saw the HORROR! Akhil was SO embaressed. His legs were like... quadrasquascube [indescribable]. All I could think of was.. DAYEMM! He is sure hairy.
Back to Amiruls story, after all that fooling around we thought that Amirul had gone home so we didnt really care. Then we saw him walking back towards us and he told us that Parvin could be Raoul and he didn't want to be in the play anymore and he then just walked of. We were like at a standstill. But we had one missing character so we just stuck to the old roles. Here are some conversations which went on during rehearsels [however you spell it]:

Parvin:Who was that man in your dressing room that night, Christine? Who was he?! Please tell me.
Me: There was no man in my dressing room on Tuesday night.
Parvin: What is his name? Please tell me , Christine. I am your friend, aren't I? Please tell me, you bitch! Slut! Whore!

Azi: It is Faust and our best singer is ill? What are we going to do, Firmin?!
Parvin: Dont shout , Armand. We have Christine Daae, that singer from Norway. She has a good voice, plus she's hot.

LOL! There were more but I cant remember. And today Akhil said
"Kau ni bodoh lar."
To Aishah 11 times cause she wasn't thinking straight. Hehe..=]
And yes we counted. Its the exact amount.
I am so tired. Sigh. Good night. And I just realised that the time I post my blogs is completely wrong. I dont post my blogs at 7.04 in the morning. So just dont mind it. Its screwed up.
[remember everything is easy peesy, lemon squeezy]
Tuesday, July 22, 2008


I am so freaking pissed. I think today Arun and Aishah saw the true anger in me. I cried because I was so frustrated and I didn't even know why.Actually I kinda did. It all started out with P.O.T.O.

Me:Parvin, you coming for rehearsels?
Parvin: I cant. Got tuition.
Me: Fine lar.
[Then I shout to Arun]
Me: Are you and Azi coming?
Arun: Yeah , we are.
Me: Great!
[The I turned to the group of Malay girls next to me]
Me: Are you guys coming?
Most of them [cause the others weren't in the play]: Yeah.
Farhana: I only have one line so I am not coming.
Me: Urgh! Fine!
[Then I turned to Akhil]
Me: Akhil you coming right?
Akhil : I only have two lines lar. No I wont come.
Me: [turns away in disgust]

After school, sice Giuli and Shannon werent staying back I hung out with Nat and Arun and we were talking and stuff. Then I saw my watch and it was 2.35, so I left Nat and told Arun we were late. We both rushed upstairs and I was expecting the other 'artists' to be waiting and their anger growing by the minute because we were both late. BUT when I bloody got there the class was empty.
So we both waited for like 20 minutes and it was going to be 3.00 and no on showed up. Arun told me he was going downstairs for a while and I was like 'Ok.' He went downstairs and a few minutes later he came up bringing some news along with him. And this is what he said:

Arun: Aishah and Soleh not coming.
Me: WHAT?!!WHY?!? [I was really freaking pissed]
Arun: Donno, Aishah just told me.
[So I stomped downstairs to the guardhouse and confronted her]
Me: Why Soleh not coming?
Aishah: Sebab her mother panggil dia and say she must go back.
Me: [thinks] Thats an ok excuse..
Me [again] : Why you not coming?
Aishah: I tak ada kawan lar. No one to stay back with me.
Me: [I WALKED OF!!]

I stomped upstairs and I was very angry. When I went into class, I didnt say anything to Arun at first and this is what he said.

Arun: Your angry.
Me: What do you think?!

I sat down and stared at the black board. I got up and practically slammed my books on my table.

Me: Arun! SCREW IT!! Just go home.
Arun: Maybe we just wait for a while.
Me: NO ARUN! Just go home.
Arun: Ok. [he took his bag and waited at the door.]
Me: You can go first you dont have to wait for me.
Arun: Ok. [But he just stood there waiting for me]
Me: Arun! You can first..
Arun: Ok [And he still waited for me]
Me: ARUN! You can go first. Please just go and leave me to be by my self.
Arun: Ok. Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Arun: OK.Bye
Me: Bye

Then I sat there and burst out into tears because I was so fcuking frustrated. There it was, my story for today. And as I was going going out of the school Aishah said bye to me and I just gave her a cold look and walked of. And just a few minutes ago Vatsala called me and asked me if there was practice and I said yes. Then she told me she couldn't come, I told her its not my bloody problem and slammed down the phone.

I would like to apologize to Arun because I know I was a but harsh to him. SORRY ARUN!!

[thats all for now]
[everything is not so easy peesy lemon squeezy]
Friday, July 18, 2008

I didn't go to school today and ended up cutting my hair.. WEEW! Its kinda like Nat's hairstyle , except shorter I think..
I didn't go to school today cause the Muslims were going to go pray or something like that and non-Muslims would have had to do some Moral thingy , so I ended up not going. =D
Nothing much happend today. Actually nothing at all. Come to think of it, it was really boring. I want to go eat my durian.. NGEEHE! =]

[remember everything is easy peesy lemon squeezy ]

-I think this is my shortest blog ever.-
Thursday, July 17, 2008

My internet is back on! YIPEEES! Today a lot happend. It was a very funny day. I noticed that these pass few days have been very funny, but I couldn't share much because my stupid internet has been down but now its fine [and hopefully it will be for a long time]. Let's see what happend today..ummm..Oh yeah, me,Neesha and Shannon found out that Aruns fingers are extremely long. Me and Neesha were like practically measuring it and asking him to give us a thumbs up and we would compare. We were very fascinated. Sigh.. Anyways, in relation to Aruns freakishly long fingers [although I think its pretty cool.], me and Arun had a thumb war. The dudes across the block was staring at us and they got in trouble with En.Visva. LOL!
He like made them stand up and he kept on pushing Dalvinder [I think thats how you spell his name] out the door. I think he was telling him to go to us since he couldn't stop staring. He was really ashamed. And despite all that I won the thumb war. HARHAR! In your face Arun.. hehe =D. I told Arun to point and laugh when he looks at us and he did and thats what we did! Haha.. point and laugh. It was so funny.
After school me and Giuli stayed back for Edu-Box [IT thing] and we made new friend. We spent our whole two hours talking to him about movies and stuff. Well I kinda did all the talking , and Giuli was reading New Moon [second book of Twilight.] Anyway, when he found out that Giuli was reading the book , they started talking about it cause he read the first book and was going to read the second. I felt so sesat [lost]. So I pretended to agree with everything they say!. =D.. After Edu-Box , Aisyah called me fat. -.-
I told her that she was a wasted sperm and she understood. I was like 'DAYEEEM! You faham kah?" and then she nodded. [blink*blink] Then after that I kept teasing her about being a wasted sperm and how she was an sccident and she kept calling me fat. So thats it for now, I am falling asleep.

So long,
Farewell,
It is hard to say goodnight,
GoodNiiiiiight,
GoodNiiiiiight!

(extracted from the Sound of Music with a little modification)

[and remember everything is easy peesy,lemon squeezy]
Saturday, July 12, 2008

Exams are over! WOOT WOOT! Well , it was over yesterday. BUT BUT yesterday was fun! Lol.. =] after skool we went to mcd's [Me,Shannon,Cassie,Nat,Alina,Ram,Nabiha,Danish and Asilla went] It was so scary cause half of our skool was there. I was eating my burger when I looked out the window and saw like a group of friends from SMKBB walking towrds mcd's , I was like 'Ok.' then I continued my eating my burger. I looked up at Nat when I saw her burger halfway through her mouth, and she just froze staring at the window. I turned around again, and saw SMKBB students practically going to swarm mcd's. Scary. There were numerous conversations that we had which I almost chocked on my coke and burger because Ram couldn't stop joking..





Danish : Eh, Shannon. Isnt that old Chinese lady your grandmother?
Shannon: No!
Ram : Yeah, sure lar, Danish. Every old chinese person you see will be Shannon's grandparents. And every old black person you see will be Joshua's grandparents.


[We were all watching TV, the sports channel and saw people racing .. you know like 800 metres and all. The gun was fired and the players shot of and they showed this black man running.]


Ram: AHH! Its black people on the run!.


LATER


Nat and Cassie: *giggle*giggle*giggle
Me : What? Whats so funny?Nat : *Giggle* Nothing lar.
Cassie : Yeah. Nothing.
Me : Tell lar!
Cassie : Isnt that guy there your father?

I turned around and saw this old Punjabi guy sitting behind us. I gave them the 'wtf' look and then after that every Punjabi guy we saw was my daddy. =D

And then we went around the whole of bangsar with a sign saying "Cassie doesnt know" and asking strangers to take pictures with it. I might put the pictures on my facebook or friendster.

[remember everything is easy peesy, lemon squeezy]







Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Three down , seven more to go. YIPEEE!! Today was quite a fun day despite the exams. Puvenes lost her pink diary book-thingy, so she looked around the whole class for it during the exams.. How smart can she get? Its just like saying how small can her hair get? Impossible right? Then I told her , has she checked her hair and she started glaring at me. -.-
Anyway, today me , Giuli, Shannon, Neesha and Puvenes were talking about Akhil and this was how it went:
Shannon: I was sooo close to touching Akhils hand but luckily I pulled it away.
[We all burst out laughing, then Akhil came along]
Me: Oh no, Shannon! Akhil is here and we dont want him to hear us talking about his hair [said in a sarcastic and very loud way]
[Akhil starts to walk away and this is what he said
Akhil: Eh, Parvin. They are talking about you and your family. And its not very nice.
Parvin:Chinese!

Lol. Anyway, there was this freaky guy across the block in 1 Amanah I think, who kept on waving at us and showing us the middle finger. [I think he was just trying to be friendly]. Just before our Sejarah exam, I went out of the class to put my bag and then he shouted "GOOD LUCK!!" and I was like wtf? So I just showed him a thumbs up and ignored him the whole time after that. Giuli was sitting next to me and then she was like

First day is over.
[Then I started dancing around, joyfully]

After school I saw him again and he started imitating me and stealing my very cool dance moves. But I ignored him.

Thats all for now. I have to go sleep. Sigh!

[remember everything is easy peesy,lemon squeezy]
Tuesday, July 8, 2008

I am sick. My nose is all clogged up and having a bad sore-throat. Urgh! Haven't felt this way in a really long time. This is usually my exam-sickness. I always get sick when exams are around the corner. Thats why I didnt post any blogs yesterday. Too tired.. Despite my sickenningly-sickness.. my mother made me study. I didnt go to skool and I think I studied more at home than in school. Haih -.-


Atleast I finished my Sejarah! WOOHHOO!! Go me! Anyways, today 2 very funny things happend despite I was at home [which is usually not really fun]. The first one happend after I gave Ina [my sister] a bath.


Me: Ina, stand properly, I want to comb your hair.
[I started searching for the comb, and I couldn't find it]
[When I found it, it slipped out of my hand and it went under the bed.]
[I bended down and took it.]
[Then it slipped from my hand again; cause my hand was oily, this time.]
[When I finally grasped it properly and tightly]
Ina: Mimi [she calls me that], the sikat rambut no like you..


[After she said that, I started laughing cause it reminded me of Shannon who sometimes looses her stuff and Neesha will go "Shannon, your 'ruler' doesn't like you."]


2nd. funny thing is; well its not actually funny but I think its cute..
After I got Ina changed she was dancing around with my towel drapped around her. She didn't want to take it of, so I told her that I will tie her a Sari if she took it of. And so she did.. after all that this is what she looked like:










AHAHA!! Uherm.. sorry.. Anyway I have to go sleep.. as I am very sickly.

[remember everything is easy peesy [ACHOO!!] , lemon squeezy [*sniff*sniff*]
Saturday, July 5, 2008

OMG! Mess is everywhere. Its practically haunting me. I can't even sit in my room to read a bloody book! Because there is just so much fucking JUNK in my room!! When I complain, my parents say " Atleast our house looks nicer. Look at the new paint on the wall, isnt it pretty? " NO! Urgh.. if this was the result I am gonna get then why freaking bother repainting the room!!

When I need to use something, I cant find it. My parents tell me I lost it. I look under a pile of junk and I find it. Then they tell me AGAIN that its MY fishing junk. Then my maid walks in and tells me how I am so fucking irresponsible. Then I feel like telling her shut the hell up.. but it wil be rude. So I just curse at her on the inside.

This happend when I tried looking for my guitar kapo and tunner. I felt like telling my maid to keep her "advice" for when I actually loose my two most precious items. My father is telling me that we shall spring clean tomorrow!! YIPEE! I say sarcasticly and my mum told him that I have to study tomorrow. (bloody exams) But I said that if he is ACTUALLY going to spring clean then I would I have to alert the media as well as Tv3 and BBC. Then he says that I make him sound like an asshole. Then I say indeed you are ( i said it on the inside lar).

And the best part is my mum said she wont get me a new kapo cause I need to learn the principles or something like that. And I need a new kapo for my next class..just great! SIGH..
Just a reminder excuse the foul language as this was written in an angry-fied way.

[remember things are not always easy peesy, lemon squeezy] =]
Thursday, July 3, 2008

Why do people smoke? [feel like I have said that before].. anyway.. Why do they?! They already know that its bad for health and you will smell like crap and you cant pretend to hide it from people cause who cant notice CRAP?! Today during duty, there were these two boys in 3 Adil [next to the line I was taking care of] were standing at the back of the line. And the best part of all they were standing in the girls line instead of where they should really be, the boys line. It wasnt enough they were late, and we all knew why they were late because they were too busy smoking. I am not really sure where though. It was either in the alleys at the back of the houses or in the bathrooms. Being a probate, I mean prefect [I am still not sure what I am] I didn't know what to do as I have nver been in this situation. I went to Farah who was taking care of.. I cant recall which class but she was my closest senior/prefect-who-was-experienced in these sort of things.
She had done the most unexpected thing. I assumed she would have gone and told one of our seniors but what she ACTUALLY did was go to the back of the line and tried to smell them [but she didn't make it obvious..thank god!].. Only after that did she go to an exco and tell her [ it think its a her] that those guys had been smoking. But they couldn't do anything as we didn't have evidence they were smoking on school grounds.
Long after that, when it was during KH, Huda [a girl in my class] called me to help her write invitations for our headmistress and P.K Hem and who-so-ever to hand it out to them during RECESS![its for a play we are doing , THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!and I am the opera ghost] We both knew we had duties but it was going to be in about 3 weeks. So we told Victoria that we couldn't go for duty and she got angry with us [I think]. After waiting for our bloody headmistress for like 20 minutes we find out that she is at a BLOODY MEETING! And plus we practically got scolding from the makcik/ clerk who was working at the office [that b*t*h]. Then we decided to wait for the PK 1 (Pn.Siti Anidah) who was also meeting people but she ACTUALLY found the time to talk to us. We still didn't get the approval for the play thingy. As we were about to leave, the makcik lady told us to come back and see the headmistress at the end of the school day. And so that is what we did.
During Maths which our second last subject, we excused ourselves from class and went and saw the 'woman' [boy,was i pissed..]. We had just come down from the stairs and we saw her walking towards the toilet. So we took our time, walking very slowly towards the office. We waited for a while and then saw her come out. We rushed towards and told her about the play and stuff. She seemed ok about it at first, but then something very very very stuupid happend!
There were a group of boys who were in the next block [the boys bathroom] and they were trying to get their friends out as some BLOODY b*s*a*d locked them in. They were trying to kick and open the door but it didn't work. BECAUSE IT WAS LOCKED! Unfortunately, they attracted her attention and she said that we should see her another time as she was too busy. [busy my ass] . And so we walked back to class, wondering how we are going to tell our english teacher what happend and if the headmistress would even allow us to do our play..sigh!
Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Lucida grande? Umm.. ok.. sorry that was the name of my new and very coolishly,stylishly font.But I am not fo fond of my font. HAHA..LOL that was good.. [ahem] Anyways back to my easy peesy, lemon squeezy.. actually there's nothing much about it.. except that my cousin had randomly said it to me and I cannot STOP saying it!!
Very frustrating indeed. And I needed something catchy for you people to read. Cause its not easy to attract the 'younger generation' these days. Not that I am the 'older generation'. You know what I mean.. well I hope you do.
Let me just say that it is not going to be easy updating my blog every single BLOODY DAY OF MY LIFE! Though I shall try to accomplish the un-acclompishable..blablablabla..however you spell it and hopefully I dont get you snoring on your computers/laptops/phone/PDA/ [slash-slash-slash].. =D
Well I hope you aren't already falling asleep or fallen asleep-en.
My life isn't much interesting but I will try and post some of the stories I will soon write or written BUT may I remind you that if you want to be a daily reader-thingy then I suggest that you dont read my friends Blog, SHANNON! As she too experiences the things I do because I mainly cause them. And yeah I was just kidding about not reading her blog.. but if you dont want too I am not forcing you.. everyones welcome to read mine.. SIGH! Though I doubt it, I hope that everyone will read my blog... And I am so very pathetic..
THHHAAAANKSS!!
[And always remember everything is easy peesy,lemon squeezy]