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Sunday, July 12, 2009

Exams were just over. Thats why I haven't been blogging. Well finally after..[counts in head]..sooo long I am finally going out for a proper family party..WOOHOO! I did my hair, got all prim and proper looking. It felt.. GOOOD.
This is what I had looked like..Sadly my hair has gone back to its old curly-self. Jesus, it looks horrible now.

When I got to party, there were a hell-lotta fans EVERYWHERE. I had to greet everyone with my hands on my head making sure my hair wouldn't start flying all over the place.
Me and my cousins had found a way to make the fans useful.. like this..

Yes, we stood infront of the fan and we snapped pictures while it was blowing our hair.Marvelous idea isnt it? We were such cam whores.. We even posed and asked the photographer to take a picture. And it was a nice picture.


There were more pictures but I malas want to put it on..

[remember everythings easy peesy lemon squeezy]
Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The world is cruel. Totally and completely cruel.
Michael Jackson is dead, yes we are sad. I am REALLY sad.
Arent we all?
Ofcourse we are.
Everywhere we look, we will see his picture on the front cover of every magazine and newspaper.
The thing I hate most is.. why does he get publicity only when he's dead?
Why didn't he get this sort of coverage when he was alive and moving about?
The only fcuking shit he got were.. law suits after law suits after law suits.
And did the bloody people care?
FCUK NO!
They were squeezing every last penny outta him. Why SHOULD they care?
I mean it should have been called a get-rich-quick scheme.
Molesting children.. sexually harassing them?
He had made it so fcuking clear that he slept on the floor and lived his life to put a smile on a childs face.
And this IS WHAT HE GETS FOR BEING A NICE PERSON?
For god sakes, he helped the freaking misrable kid who was dying of "cancer".
Excuse me for being rude, but if I am rude.. what are the people out there throwing allegations in his face, saying..
"OMG.he completely sexually molested my kid."
And the kids like.. "No he didn't"
And the dads like.." Shut up son, the cameras are rolling. Just say he did so we can get all his money and I will buy Neverland over for you."
"Ok daddy." [to the camera] "Yes, MJ did sexually molest me, even if I dont even know what that means."
Well damn you people!
But I dont damn the people who actually cared for him from the beginning to the end. When those damned people say RIP MJ, what they really mean is" sit back and watch how I make your death into publicity and get lots and lots of money, and theres nothing you can do about it cause YOUR DEAD!"
Vatsala called me earlier today and said to check out this L.King CNN thing. It was about Larry King going to Neverland and filming about what it was all about and shit like that. But hey! Neverland just wasn't enough, they had to capture MJ's ghost moonwalking across the floor in his masterbedroom or something like that. And when it was released, millions of people said "Hey its MJ.HAHA!" or "Its one of the kids who died while he molested them."
I mean WHAT THE FUCK?!
First you say RIP, then you're saying he is back to haunt kids..
PEOPLE MAKE UP YOUR MINDS.
Luckily they posted another newscast thingy on Larry King and explained that it was the shadow of one of the crew members who explored the house.
And now everyones back to I LOVE U MJ! RIP.
I just saw the THS Michael Jackson and what he went through no one will ever know.
Whatever it is, I know that he will live on as an icon NOT a sexual molester dude..
Exams sucked.
So does our country.
Damn you kerajaan for changing everything back into BM..sure go ahead think of all your stupid Natans who cant get into good schools cause they are just so god fcuking dumb.
Today was a frustrating day.
I still love you MJ. Rock on!
[remember the world sucks]
Friday, July 3, 2009

I am wiped out. Completely and utterly exhausted..

Pn.Azira gave us 500 lines of "Saya akan menyampaikan latihan yang diberi dengan segera".

Stupid woman.
Atleast let us pass up after exams la. This one, she wants it on the first day.
I have no time to study!!
And I have my art folio to do
And my maths h/w
And my science h/w.

Damn.you.school

Die.Pn.Azira.Die
[remember everythings not easy peesy lemon squeezy]
Wednesday, July 1, 2009


One of the best movies I have watched. My second favourite after Titanic. As usual, I cried my eyes out. I could have sunken the Titanic again. Sigh..

Here's a little bit about it, since I didn't do anything life changing today.
[Though watching the movie did make me have a new perspective on life.]

A young boy stumbles upon a simple way to change the world in this drama. Trevor (Haley Joel Osment) is a bright 11-year-old boy who comes from a troubled home; his mother Arlene (Helen Hunt) is an alcoholic trying to hold down two jobs to support her son, while Trevor's father Jon Bon Jovi) left his family behind some time ago. At school, Trevor's class is introduced to their new social studies teacher, Mr. Simonet (Kevin Spacey), a guarded man with severe facial scars. Simonet gives his class an unusual assignment -- think up a practical way to make the world a better place, and put it into action. Trevor comes up with the notion of Pay It Forward" -- do a needed favor for three different people without being asked, and then ask them to do the same for three others. Trevor starts by letting Jerry (James Caviezal), a junkie living on the streets, stay in his home. Next, he tries to fix Arlene up with Mr. Simonet, since both seem to be lonely and the clean and sober teacher might help Arlene stay away from alcohol. Finally, he tries to rescue one of his schoolmates, who is constantly tormented by bullies. Meanwhile, journalist Chris Chandler (Jay Mohr) finds himself stuck on the road without a car late one night when a man stops and give him the keys to a new car, asking him only to pay the favor forward to someone else; astonished, Chris wants to find out where this philosophy came from.

A truly touching story.
A must watch.

I wanna sleep. [yawns]

[remember everythings easy peesy lemon squeezy]

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Today was very.. annoying.

I officially hate Cik Teoh. I know I am not supposed to mention names, but today she got on my last nerve. I am not going to type out the whole fcuking convo I had with her cause I just might break the freaking computer with the amount of anger and rage that is running through my blood..

WOOOOSH!! [anger,rage] WOOOOOSH! [anger,rage]

Yeah, anyway. I am just gonna bitch about her.

*Start bitching*

-You stupid bitch
-I hate you
-No wonder you cant get a bf or a husband
-No wonder you dont have kids
-No wonder everyone hates you
-Why? Cause you're a dumbfcuk
-And I hate you so very much
-Hopefully you choke on the gum you were eating
-Hopefully you die from H1n1
-Hopefully you will die a single women with 69 cats
-Hopefully you become fcuking fat and cant even lift yourself of the couch
-Hopefully your PEE of a car dies out on you.
-Hopefully you get stranded in the middle of the road when your tyre is flat
-Hopefully you get raped to death when you were stranded on the road.
-Hopefully Cassie shoves a comb up your fat ass
-Hopefully you dont read this.
-Well I dont really care, why?
-Cause I fucking hate you BITCH!

*End bitching

Die.Bitch.Die
[remember everythings easy peesy lemon squeezy]
Monday, June 29, 2009

Just to let everyone know, I had a very unproductive weekend.

But today! Lets start with Cik ____ [yaya] (hint*hint)

Everyone knows I hate her.
And everyone knows she hates me.

Today she walks into class, waltzing around in her little tutu of a skirt that flies up whenever she stands under the fan. So I am like, atleast she cant say anything to me today cause we didn't have any homework. As I am about to sit down shes like
"Jasmeet,Vasala and Amirul datang ke depan"

Me and Vatsala look at eachother and are like "Why teacher?"
She replies.

"You know your kerja khusus, all wrong you know. You never in the class when I teach ar? Come to the front class and do the thing again. Your essay all wrong you know. You can get the fail if you dont do correctsly.. and Jasmeet your BM you got pass ar?"

"Yeah, got." I say.

She doesnt explain what we did wrong and she just told us to sit in the back and do our essay. And so we did.
I was done in like 30 minnutes and passed the paper to her and then she started her nonsense again.
I was like "FCUK YOU" deep deep deep deep down..
She told us to redo the whole freaking essay we just did and pass it up tomorrow. Then she went on about how the four little girl in the corner cannot sit in the corner because they talking tooo much!
Well you know what.. she shoud just shut the hell up herself cause she cant even speak proper BM and shes fishing commenting on MY BM!?!?!?!

Why doesnt she just find a husband?
Why doesnt she die of selesma babi?
.. i hate today..

Die.teacher.Die

[please get quarantined][jabatan kesihatan please call her and tell her to stay home]

[remember everythings easy peesy lemon squeezy]
Friday, June 26, 2009

"Eh Jas, you know when you was small, you watched Totally Spies right?"
Who said when I was small, I still I watch it. erm.. yeah..anyway.what about it?
" [points and laughs] Anyway, you know that really bitchy girl, Mandy?"
Yeah..
Doesnt it look like Farhana?

OMFG... OMG..yeah.. [stares at Farhana] Shit, hell YEAH!
[laughs very muchly until our stomachs hurt]


Atiqah
Me

First of all, I would like to take a moment to talk about our beloved Michael Jackson who had passed today on the 25th of June 2009' due to a cardiac arrest and may his soul rest in peace. And I would like to say "I am sorry for your loss" to all his major major fans and friends and family. He will be dearly missed. especially by Puvenes! =[



Rest In Peace Michael.

Besides todays tragedy, we had a Maths Seminar today and guess what?
IT SUCKED EGGS!

That stoooooopid guy who is a god damn sexist couldn't stop going on about how the boys were way more "berguna" than the girls were. Me, Abhi and Atiqah speculated that he is most probably being abused by his wife and hates all womenkind for that. WELL DAMN YOU STUPID PENCERAMAH MAN. He just went on and on and on and on about how the boys were soo much better than us cause we were so fcuking lembap and lembik and..
Yeah. I hate sexist its the next worst thing to racism. It technically is like racism so he should get ARRESTED for it! WOOOHOO!! Go IRS! I think.
And I think he hasnt gotten laid in months cause his wife keeps kicking him outta the house and he has to spend every night in a god damn dogs cage even if he cant own a dog [cause he is a Malay] - duh what else?
And then for ever meal she will make him eat from the dumpster and then he chokes on a fish bone that he didn't even eat. He is soooo sick in the head, I tell you, SICK!!

He was teaching us something about Big,Small,Big,Small; then he asked the boys "So pelajar lelaki saya yang sangat baik dan berguna, suka besar atau kecil?"
And we were like what the FCUK!!
You freaking pervert.
While your sweet talking them, might as well rape and sexually harass them before they go for some other fcuking gay penceramah dood. GOSH!

He is the first on my hate-list.
Second is _______
And third is Lydia.. =D

At the end of the day Pn.Jerina said "So, students dapat apa-apa?"
And I said "Ada.. dapat banyak criticism"

And stormed outta the place.

Die.Ceramah.Man.Die

[remember everythings easy peesy lemon squeezy]